What is the Express for?

A man close to my heart,Martin Belem has spent three months studying the front page of the Daily Express in an attempt to explain what the paper actually does.

These were the most popular stories.

1. Health
2. The weather
3. House Prices,Interest Rates and the property market
4. Tax
5. Diana
6. Crime
7. Divorce
8. Celeb Big Brother and Shilpa Shetty
9. NHS
10. Other Royals

The one thing that is suprisingly missing is the immigrant/Muslims etc telling us how to run the country sort of headlines,but otherwise nothing in the survey suprises me.