Keep them simple and play safe was our lecturers advice when talking about headline writing.
The Sun,though that expert in puns and innuendos are triumphed this morning.
IT'S TUTS OUT FOR THE LADS
THE 3,000-year-old treasures of Tutankhamun were unveiled in Britain yesterday — after a pharaoh wait of 35 years.
And on its favourite topic
ANGRY MUCCA IS TALKING CARP
HEATHER Mills’s protest website has flopped – proving as popular as one on carp fishing.
Sir Paul McCartney’s estranged wife launched the internet rant at the media.
But Lady Mucca, 39, has once again failed to win public sympathy.Figures released by internet monitors Alexa, reveal her site was only the 242,174th most viewed in the UK – around the same as specialist carp.com.
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