I couldn't but help to chuckle at this in this morning's Sun.
Given all the headlines about the government paying people to lose weight,perhaps this is the reason why
GANGLAND mobs are robbing long-distance coaches by sneaking DWARVES into the luggage holds in sports bags.
The tiny tea-leaves are smuggled aboard disguised as innocent items of baggage.
Once inside, they slip out from their hiding places to rifle through the belongings of unsuspecting travellers.
Surely a wind up isn't it????