Facebook a bit like having kids

Now from postings on this site,you will know that I am not Facebook's biggest fan.

But according to Hardeep Singh Kohli, writing on the Spectator diary

Facebook is a bit like having kids. One struggles to remember the time prior to its existence. I occasionally lean back in my chair (invariably as my wireless attempts to connect), trying to remember how I used to spend every sad hour of every sad evening of my sad life. Then the icon pops up notifying me of a ‘very good signal’ and any reflective thoughts evaporate

So that is perhaps why I don't like it