High as a cat

Now we are into September,I thought that the summer silly season was over,but apparently not with a story in this morning's Sun.

It won't surprise you that a certain Pete Doherty is involved but this story concerns his cat.According to the paper

JUNKIE Pete Doherty is snapped appearing to give his kitten crack — from a mini-pipe he made specially for it.
Sickened pals who leaked the picture claimed the warped rocker regularly gets the pet smashed.
They said it PASSES OUT with its paws in the air, suffers MOOD SWINGS and even thinks it can FLY.

The paper then reminds us that

DOHERTY’S kitten is not the first animal with addiction problems. In 2005 The Sun told how squirrels in Brixton, South London, became hooked on crack cocaine hidden by addicts in gardens.
Residents said the tufties had bloodshot eyes and were “digging desperately” in flower-beds.
In the US, crack squirrels are a recognised problem in New York and Washington DC parks.